Baby, you can drive my car...to Ukraine.
I'm on vacation and there is a lot to report: Image of a car being towed on our street: Police officer sits in car and makes the announcement on a bullhorn loud speaker: "If this car is yours, you better come and move it or we will tow it." waits 5 seconds. "If this car is yours, you better come and move it or we will tow it." waits five more seconds. "If this car is yours, you better come and move it or we will tow it." "If this car is yours, you better come and move it or we will tow it." "If this car is yours, you better come and move it or we will tow it." Said person who owns car - fails to hear the announcement (note: we do not often stay within shouting distance of our cars when we park them) and car is towed away. We consider claiming the car - as it would make grocery shopping much easier. Alas, car is now towed and we will continue our shopping pursuits with a " Shuk Cart " that we are told every...